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Milk Snake
05:03
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Awoken by his bad leg
Frank filled the kettle for his (hot) water bottle
Sees a fire inside the Riddle House
Limping across the garden and brandishing his stick
Rusty key gripped with palsy
Off to the back through the cook’s door
Smell of decay through the kitchen to the hall
Muffliato by means of thick dust on the floors
Where is Nagini? She needs to be milked!
Feed the Voldy from the snake teet
If Wormtail leaves, Voldy will be abandoned
He is revolting…
|:“I am a faithful servant…”
But WHO will MILK Nagini?:|
Sssssssssssssssssss
Frank crept down the hall
Hand pressed to the wall
Hearing words like “muggle”
and “Quidditch”
Is there wax in his ear? Or is this something like a spy?
Something bad’s going on
and I don’t know why
SSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nagini slithered right by him
Sweating and trembling
Inside they’re talking to the snake
Yes Nagini has let them know the old muggle caretaker,
Frank, is listening outside door
Now fire fills the room
What’s that you’re calling me?
A Muggle!?!
Because, you are no wizard sir
I am wifeless
And soon I may be lifeless
But I am a man of honor
And I will stand my ground
HsssssssSssssssss
Nagini….. Dinner….
Awoken by the scar on his head
Harry filled the kettle for his tea
Was that a dream?
Or maybe more of a vision
Fire inside…. What house?
The Riddle house?
Back to sleep, forget it all once more
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2. |
Quarter Grapefruit
01:49
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Petunia, Petunia, she wants to ruin ya
A grapefruit quarter - not what I ordered!
Cottage cheese, more, please??
Celery shreds? We haven’t been fed.
Children need sustenance!
Our bellies full, our thirst quenched
Vitamin A, Vitamin C,
Potassium - check✓
But I need protein
And carbohydrates!
Dudley, oh Dudley, we can all agree
You’re still growing, metabolism not slowing
The nurse is wrong - your body’s strong
Diets are scams. Let’s get you some yams
Nutrition and fitness are key
We need fats and kilocalories
Calcium, vegetables
Magnesium too
Let’s get some pasties
And pumpkin juice
Harry oh Harry you should be wary
Of your chatter ‘cause words really matter
Show support - be a good sport
Be gentle to him - he is your kin
Family needs allies too
Eye for an eye is how your uncle would choose
Offer some cake - you have like 8!
Throw him a bone - a literal bone
That’s full of chicken
And tarragon
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3. |
Dumbledore's Joke
00:38
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You’re JOKING!” said Fred Weasley loudly.
Dumbledore chuckled appreciatively.
“I am not joking, Mr. Weasley,” he said, “though now that you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun who all go into a bar...”
A troll, a hag, and a leprechaun all go into a bar.
There was a bad smell, or maybe two, we couldn’t tell them apart.
The troll smelled of rot,
The hag smelled like trash,
The leprechaun at its height realized it was a fart.
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4. |
Romanian Longhorn
00:30
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5. |
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On est tout en bleu
Vous allez nous aimer
Notre grand objet au ciel
Ce n’est pas de balai (ballet)
Une grande maison en bleu pastel
Conduite par des chevaux palominos
Énormes comme des éléphants
Leurs sabots tous larges comme des assiettes
Avec des yeux rouges flamboyants
No-tre maîtresse est géante
On est tout en bleu
Vous allez nous aimer
Notre grand objet au ciel
Ce n’est pas de dragon
Vous voyez notre armoirie
Deux baguettes croisées,
Lançant trois étoiles dorées
Lonicera Aloysia Urtica
Nous sommes Beauxbâtons
L’Académie aux Pyrénées
On est tout en bleu
Vous allez nous aimer
Notre grand objet au ciel
Ce n’est pas de maison
L’une des trois écoles magiques
En Europe c’est le nôtre
Nos cours nous donnent la sagesse
Érudit, rigoureux, et acharné
(Studious, rigorous, relentless)
(music interlude)
On est tout en bleu
Vous allez nous aimer
Notre grand objet au ciel
Ce n’est pas la lune
Allez les bleus!
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Common Welsh
00:49
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Old Fred and George
01:21
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Fred and George grew mighty fine beards
Don't step a toe 'cross that line
Oh look, he dived right in
I did warn you
Fred and George grew mighty fine beards
Better than Fawcett and Summers
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8. |
Chinese Fireball
00:56
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9. |
Krum
02:18
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едно две три четири
Krum! he vas at hogwarts
Krum! Zat Bulgarian Bon Bon
He vas Krum
And he vas at Hogwarts
Krum vas from Durmstrang
He vas a Strong man
Chest hair unt dat
He vas Krum
and he vas Viktor-yes!
Ze first task vas a little bit hot
All ze way from China
His dragon he fought
A Krum-Brule?
A close one for Krum!
He knew he had to go into ze lake
On the 24th of February
It vas cold
But not too cold for Krum!
In the Black Lake
He had a face like a shark
Many Teeth (zo many)
And zen the saw ze Grindylows
And zey hurt Fleur Delacour
He knew his fate vas sure
He blasted ze Grindylows
And got his prize
Which vas HERMIONE
Hermione!(Hermione)
Hermione!(Hermione)
In ze black lake
He found her
No fear of Grindows
(whisper) He vas a Champion!
Kruuuuuuummmmm
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10. |
Hungarian Horntail
01:25
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These boys, they always need my help
I don’t protest much but when I do they gripe
I wish they’d help me out just once
But I’ve got the best marks
Crookshanks will back me up
Even Snape would agree under Felix Felicis
Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh
This place is full of obstacles
Stuck underneath this bewitched glass ceiling
(It’s not real, the glass ceiling. It’s just bewitched to look like the night sky. I read about it in Hogwarts: a history.)
I wish they’d stop oppressing us
Despite our best attempts
Achievements unrecognized
Our roles are taken out of Hogwarts: A History
Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh
(Transition with odd notes intertwined to make the frustration build)
(Sudden rock smash time - Electric guitar D G A chords, tambourine/taps off beats, bodhrán/snare on beats)
I’ll smash this wizard world to dust
My wand is stronger than yours and I polish it better too
You wish you had a bigger brain
Witches help witches up (leviosa!)
Cho, Ginny, Molly, Fleur
No time to live under imperio willfully ignorant
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
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Swedish Short Snout
00:37
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Jag kommer från Sverige.
jag vill inte ha lasagne
Vad ska jag äter?
En trollkarl - Cedric, han heter!
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13. |
Breathe
04:26
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14. |
Hebridean Black
00:41
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15. |
Winky's Hangover
02:49
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Dark Mark in the sky
Fired from her job
Working in Hogwarts kitchen
Yet really missing Crouch
She can make all the food she wants,
But Winky is drunk
Took care of a convict
Never let his secret slip
of Bartermius Crouch, Jr.
Whose mother took his fall
Polyjuice potion and an invisibility cloak
are ok if your dad works at the Ministry
She must hide all your cheats and lies
So Winky is drunk
Hermione wants to help
A misguided ally
Trying to force the elves
to demand a living wage
S.P.E.W. can't solve this issue of the powerless oppressed
(Instrumental)
Ba da ba da baaaaa (echo)
F Butta butter beer (echo)
Butterbeer
Tis strong for a house elf (Sir)
She goes through six bottles a day now
And Winky is drunk
Winky is drunk
(Winky is drunk)
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Cuplet
00:37
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In the delicate hand of the House Elf named Winky,
She carries her butterbeer for the occasional drinky.
By “occasional” we really mean all of the time..
Can she really be expected to fight for her dime?
Though the cup that she uses is more of a cuplet,
To drinking whole bottles she can commit.
With her cuplet in hand and always full
She gets less work done than old Errol.
Put down the cuplet now, little elf,
Stand up for all House Elves, especially yourself.
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17. |
Fire in your Cup
01:32
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18. |
I HATE BEING POOR
01:26
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I hate being poor
I hate being poor
Leprechaun gold
Yeah I hate being poor
I hate being poor
I hate being poor
37 galleons
Yeah I hate being poor
We hate being poor
We hate being poor
We want a joke shop
Yeah we hate being poor
Leprechaun gold disappears
Leprechaun gold disappears
37 galleons to the Goblins
37 galleons to the Goblins
A joke shop in Diagon Alley
A joke shop in Diagon Alley
I Hate Being Poor
I Hate Being Poor
I Hate Being Poor
I Hate Being Poor
bonus content:
I can't afford a dozen donuts
I'm scared of my taxes
My Night Guard broke
I can't even drive my car
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19. |
The Potion, Master!
02:18
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Fiery cauldron,
Gleaming like diamonds
Revolting beast
With gleaming, red eyes
Brew the potion
“Bone of the father, unknowingly given, you will renew your son!
Flesh of the servant, willingly sacrificed/given, you will revive your master.
Blood of the enemy, forcibly taken, you will resurrect your foe.”
Fiery cauldron,
Gleaming like diamonds
Revolting beast
With gleaming, red eyes
Vile blue potion
Blood red potion
Bright white potion
To resurrect the dead
Pater desit in os nescius
Filius tuus et renovate
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Servus auten carnes libenter dedi sset
Tibi domino tuus vivifica
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Hostibus eripitur Sanguine
Resurgent te hostis tuus
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Kait Weasley and Mermanda struggle through their muggle lives and find their magic through music (beyond all they do here).
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