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When you see The Mark
And need some cheering up
Grab some Floo
Come down to
93 Diagon Alley

In our shop
You'll find so many
Joke products
Walk on up we’re stocked up
To fulfill your pranking needs

We’ve got Fainting Fancies, Fever Fudge, and Puking PastiIles
Nosebleed Nougat
Will get you out of class

(See those) pink and purple balls
Those are Pygmy Puffs
Come adopt one of these miniature Puffskeins.

There are Canary Creams
Dungbombs
and Headless hats
Got some cash? Grow a Stach..
Mir-a-cle Stubble Grow

Want to get the girl?
Try our Wonder Witch
Love Potions
‘N’ Lotion
To Vanish Pimples quick

We even have some quills
For all of your studies
Smart Answer, Self Ink and Spell Check varieties.

Re-usable Hang-man
On a string
Hang on tight
Spell It right Or He’ll Swing

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CHORUS
So WHY ARE YOU
Why are you WORRYING ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO?
We are the store for you
That moldy Voldy will never see you
(Peruvian) Instant Darkness Powder
The day will be black as pitch
Just be a clever witch
YOU (really) SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT
U-NO-POO!
If you want a gist
Of all that we do sell
Ground floor
Filches door
Hangs his “forbidden” list

Anything
Written there
We can supply
Hear the bell, raise some hell
Quick find an alibi!

We’ll Owl-Post to you
Filch will have no clue
He holds a box of pranks and tricks

Screaming yo-yos & fanged frisbees
Across the land, We’ve been banned
Since 1996

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CHORUS

When you see The Mark
And need some cheering up
Grab some Floo
Come down to
93 Diagon Alley

In our shop
You'll find so many
Joke products
Walk on up we’re stocked Up
To fulfill your pranking needs

If you’ve got some sickles
Weighing down your robes
Load your trunk, with our junk
And avoid probety- probes

Wildfire Whizbangs stream
Across the grounds
Look around, it astounds,
It's a pyrotechnic treat!

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from Muggle Snuggle and the Polkas of Azkaban, released July 14, 2018

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Muggle Snuggle Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Kait Weasley and Mermanda struggle through their muggle lives and find their magic through music (beyond all they do here).

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